Blimey, some things just come out of no where; things like babies, oxygen and the belief that 1980's fashion is anything other than ridiculous.

But in the space of going to bed and getting up this morning my page views have doubled to almost 1500.

That's amazing, and rubbish.

Rubbish because I was planning a celebratory piece of art for the big 1000 (it could've taken a while too, by my counts I had another 6 months to go). So instead, I'm just gonna post whatever is ready to roll. It's not as good, but you've only got yourselves to blame for being too eager.